My sister and me, we are young. I am less young than Caroline. (Caroline is her name.) She is fourteen, and I am nineteen. We are beautiful, but my sister is more beautiful than me. She is more amusing than me, too. Yes, she is VERY beautiful and VERY amusing. She is more beautiful than Drake Bell and more amusing than Josh Peck, but I am more intelligent than Caroline, Drake, AND Josh!
We are American; we are from Tennessee. We are students. She studies at High School, and me, I study here at University. We are not sporty, but we love to dance! We love music, too. We are dynamic, but I am single, and she is not single. It is because she is more beautiful than Drake Bell and more amusing than Josh Peck. That’s life; I love my sister!*
* I love Drake and Josh, too.”
A+ material, yeah?