bowtiemagic:

weaknessingivingin:

sketchpadponies:

somewhatdorky:

wowfunniestposts:

wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.

IT WAS SUICIDE!
My whole life is a LIEEEE!


MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.
Looks like it’s not a joke after all

OH MY GOD
THIS POST HAS CHANGED MY LIFE



omg seriously?!

I AM JUST SITTING HERE IN SHOCK

SHIT.  I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE REACHED THE HIGHEST STATE OF ENLIGHTENMENT CONCEIVABLE, JUST NOW.  HOW HAVE I HEARD THIS JOKE SO MANY TIMES BUT NEVER KNOWN THIS.  WHAT THE REAL LIVE FUCK.  

bowtiemagic:

weaknessingivingin:

sketchpadponies:

somewhatdorky:

wowfunniestposts:

wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.

IT WAS SUICIDE!

My whole life is a LIEEEE!

MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.

Looks like it’s not a joke after all

OH MY GOD

THIS POST HAS CHANGED MY LIFE

omg seriously?!

I AM JUST SITTING HERE IN SHOCK

SHIT.  I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE REACHED THE HIGHEST STATE OF ENLIGHTENMENT CONCEIVABLE, JUST NOW.  HOW HAVE I HEARD THIS JOKE SO MANY TIMES BUT NEVER KNOWN THIS.  WHAT THE REAL LIVE FUCK.  

Aug 29, 2012 AT 12:23AM · 126,914 notes · Source · Reblogged from mostpopularvanburen

Mar 29, 2012 AT 12:01AM · 81,672 notes · Source · Reblogged from myguitarwantstokillyourmom

Gdfkljahsfd, I just feel so good right now.

Can I even explain this?  It’s like nothing in my life is wrong.  And then I remember all of the things that I have to be grateful for and excited about, on top of that single, amazing fact, itself.  

Spring Break is almost here, this weather is invigorating, I get to dance almost every day, ACDFA is coming up and I get to perform in it, I’ll be doing educational observations next week, there’s now a Starbucks on campus that I can use my meal plan to pay for, I have an amazing group of people surrounding me that are always here to support me and love me and be there for me when I need them, I get to go swing dancing and watch Paper Heart and maybe have a dorm sleepover tomorrow, and I had a great interview to be an RA today and I got some inside information that they totally loved me, Casey Crescenzo exists, and I’m going to see Kishi Bashi and Of Montreal in April, and I am in possession of every single one of my limbs!  :D  

And so much more than that.  I just.. aksjdfkalsdkjfhdslkfjhsdflkjadsfhlskd.  I feel so good right now.  I just feel so good.  I am so… lucky?  Fortunate?  Blessed?  Just.. happy.  I have a friend that keeps a gratitude journal.  Maybe I’ll begin keeping one.  I just haven’t felt this way in a while, I don’t think.  I’m so thankful for just this moment in time, even if it goes away just as soon as I press the post button.  I don’t even care.  I’m just so thankful for right now.  

Mar 01, 2012 AT 2:24AM · 2 notes

eakiffh:

OH SWEET JESUS IT’S SO CUTE

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS OH MY JDHFADF

Feb 15, 2012 AT 11:52AM · 10,478 notes · Source · Reblogged from dlbgyd

It will never fail to upset me, the fact that religion can completely make someone forget what it means to be a good person.

It’s such a paradox.  I hate it.  Religion seems more and more to me, everyday, just an easy way out of trying to figure out your own morality.  Religion provides you with a list of dos and don’ts.  People would rather be told what to do, rather than figure it out for themselves.  I think people might just follow religion out of fear.  We don’t want to question what will happen to us once we die, so of course we flock to religion.  It makes it plain and simple.  Black and white.  It lays down the laws, and tells you the consequences.  But isn’t that fucked up anyway?  Acting a certain way not because you feel inclined to, but just because you think if you don’t, you’ll go to Hell (or whatever other consequence will be inflicted upon you)?

This is incoherent.  I’m sorry, I’m just so disillusioned with all of this right now.  Some guy that seems like he’d be great friends with the Westboro Baptist Church comes to my school all the time and rants about how we’re all evil sinners and all of this shenanigans, and I’m just so confused as to how someone can give themselves the authority to say such hateful, hurtful things to other human beings in the name of God.

Feb 09, 2012 AT 2:31PM · 3 notes

10
Plays

"You’re what keeps me believing the world’s not gone dead.  Strength in my bones put the words in my head.  When they pour out to paper, it’s all for you, ‘cause that’s what you do.

(I Want to Know Your Plans—Say Anything)

Jan 01, 2012 AT 10:53PM · 5 notes

thelotusflowers:

holy crap

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